Captain Auderre Heijman	First Officer Ludwig Gordwich	ATC, warnings, other noises
Do you want to return?
	Are you making a joke? You want to land in capitalist shithole?
It is not a shithole? They promised us-
	You know how they are, they promise but they do the opposite. You honestly think you will live good in the West?
Yes! Why do you think not? We should land in Leipzig.
	No we are not landing in Leipzig. Are you fucking stupid?
Why do you say that, huh? You see how they are doing over the border already. I am telling you, we should land in Leipzig.
	We are not landing in Leipzig. We are going to continue to Moscow.
I do not know what you are thinking, I am going to call them back.
Leipzig Tower, this is Interflug Flight 1818--
	(Gordwich pulls Heijman's headset off, suspected) What the hell are you doing, you fucking sympathiser?!
Get your hands off me! What is wrong with you?
	You want to land in Leipzig? Now it is infested with those greedy idiots who rob their people of their money. You want a sewer to be your new apartment?	Interflug Flight 1818, I think you cut off there. Could you repeat that?
You are just delusional. Keep your hands off me.
	You call me delusional?!
Interflug Flight 1818, we are going to land at--
	(Noise implies Gordwich physically strikes Heijman)
What in God's name is wrong with you!?
	You are not taking this plane anywhere, you Western scum!	Sorry, Interflug 1818, you cut off again.
Get your hands off me! Don't touch me!		Interflug 1818 if you want to land at Leipzig you can turn heading 281 towards runway 26L.
	You better get your hands off those controls before I make you shut up. You and your stupidity.	(Seatbelt unbuckles, unclear whose)
What are you doing?
Get your hands away, you fucking psychopath!	(Noise implies Gordwich strikes Heijman a second time)
		(Struggle ensues between Captain and First Officer)
You idiot!		(Sound of seatbelt unbuckling)
	I'll hurt you!
What the fuck do you think you are doing?!		(Sound of cockpit door being opened, followed by a thud)
		(Sound of cockpit door being slammed shut again, then a switch being flipped.)
Did you lock the door? Open the door!		(Captain Heijman is heard pounding on the cockpit door, presumed to be locked)